I can only recall the lame joke from 28 Days Later:

A man and his pet giraffe go to a pub. They get drunker and drunker until the giraffe passes out on the floor, then the owner gets up to leave. The barman points at the unconscious giraffe and shouts, "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man looks around and says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Ba-boom-ZZZZINNNGGG!!!


It might be nice to smash the State
But it's getting late
And mostly I'm just working for the Man

~ SJD, "Beautiful Haze"