Actually, I thought it was decently clever (and I will probably try it the next (hopefully distant) opportunity), but ..

It only applies to small cuts on the fingers. What if I have an owy on the back of my hand, or my cheek, of my kneecap? Details, details ..

(I wouldnt worry too much about the sterility issue. Most prepackaged bandages are marketed as sterile until opened, and this is probably true, but the instant you open it, for whatever reason, that guarantee is void. Except in special cases, anybody who applies such a bandage without using a disinfectant (e.g., tincture of iodine) or a topical antibiotic is just asking for trouble anyway.)


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