Val, your snail trauma could make for a great SSIW entry. For instance, say one of the topics is "Tragedy". The snail story would be a shoe-in with its pathos of two lovers - having the best sex of their lives - torn apart just before its magnificent culmination. "Yes! Yes! Yeeeeessss..." *rrriiiippp* "NOOOOOOoooooo...!"

I told my boss I need to get off early next Wednesday so I can get to the theater to see TTT. He said he was going to put something about my LOTR obsession in my permanent personnel file.

~ homefries ~