If in a public place, I'd immediately locate the most attractive woman in the room and lay on on her. Seriously. I'd dip her and everything.

If alone, I'd crack open a beer, go outside and watch the sky fall.


I am, at present, rejoicing in the fact that I believe
we may be living in The End Times. This era seems a
distinct possibility now that the theocracies currently
in control of the world's newest nuclear foes, Iran and
the United States, both have within their ruling cliques
those who believe that only through a fiery Armageddon
can the return of their respective messiahs be achieved.

~ Radar



The Return of
FLAT EARTH
(no, for real this time)



~ IN THE FLAT SEAT ~
~ BORROWED TIME ~