In the kisser!


Here under benign tutelage,
New talents you'll acquire,
Prestigious art of Pugilage,
Will set your fist afire.

.....Yes, your fist!
.....Your dainty fist!
.....Right in the kisser!

Observe the rules of etiquette,
First bow, then take your stance,
Try not to be too delicate,
Sashay to keep balance.

.....Clench your fist!
.....Your dainty fist!
.....Right in the kisser!

Rah! Rah! You go, girl!
Let that anger loose and hurl!
.....Feint...
..........With...
...............A batting of the lash,
When his defense is down, you hit him with a Popeye smash...


This dummy's anatomic'ly,
Correct in every way,
Aim your blow appropriately,
The mouth is going to pay.

.....To the fist!
.....The dainty fist!
.....Right in the kisser!

Rah! Rah! You go, girl!
Let that anger loose and hurl!
.....It's...
..........Time...
...............To trust in your reflex,
Now picture those two lips as your last cheatin' rotten ex...


We suggest that you utilize,
This advantageous skill,
On ne'er-do-well sort of guys,
For good rather than ill.

.....With your fist!
.....Your dainty fist!
.....Right in the kisser!


CALICATTY SAID IT

"If I could make everyone here seem like complete asses, I would do so happily and be on my merry way"

"I especially love that you took a photo, cropped it, hosted it and linked to it! You know you could've just copied and pasted"