Football

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How I hate the football season.
I really hate it, dont ask the reason!

Would you like watching football in your easy chair?
I would not like watching football anywhere

Would you like watching with pretzels and beer?
Would you like hearing all those people cheer?

I would not like watching with pretzels and beer.
And I really hate hearing all those people cheer.

Would you like watching football at the pub?
Would you like watching football in the tub?

I would not like it in the pub.
And I sure wouldnt like it in the tub.

I do not like watching football, cant you see?
Now go away and leave me be!

Would you like watching the half time show?
The band is pretty good, you know

I would not like watching the half time show.
And I dont care about the band, Please just go!

Would you? Could you?
In a stadium seat
Watch it! Watch it!
What a treat!

I would not, could not in a stadium seat
And I sure dont consider that a treat!

You may like it you will see,
Try it first, come along with me.

Alright, alright, if you will let me be
I will try watching at the stadium,
You will see,
Football isnt the game for me

Say!
I like watching football after all
Those football players are really tall,
They sure can run and tackle each other
Reminds me of fighting with my older brother.

And listen to the crowd as they score that goal
The team in red is on a roll

Say I like watching football in a stadium, yes I do
Can we come watch another game next week too?

A tribute to the great literary figure Dr. Seuss in case you hadnt already guessed! ;)